Couch Companions Pillows

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Right click for yes...

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Love me?"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

Eventual Motion Machine

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Dog in the Bed.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

American Idle

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'Sorry to bother you Mr Hellerman, but do you think you could just pop in and change the channel?'

"Which side do you want?"

'Darling! This isn't a property programme at all! It's the view from our living room window..'