Couch Comforters Pillows

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

James decided to stay in that night.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

The new fall content.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

A couple with a new baby

"My new day job is killing me."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"Comfy?"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

Sitting Out the Lambada

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'