Couch Comforters Mugs

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

James decided to stay in that night.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"The emotional support goes both ways."

A couple with a new baby

The new fall content.

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"My new day job is killing me."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Comfy?"

Sitting Out the Lambada

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'