Costume Party Captains Gifts

'We couldn't find a sitter for our baby, so we made him part of our costumes.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Tiger Costume

Girl in cow onesie.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Pirate eye test

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Pirate

Snail Man

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Honey Costume

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Vampire Bat

Masquerade

Grandfather Clock

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."