Costume Party Captains Pillows

'We couldn't find a sitter for our baby, so we made him part of our costumes.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Pirate eye test

Pirate

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Vampire Bat

Grandfather Clock

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Masquerade

Honey Costume