Costume Partier Gifts

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Girl in cow onesie.

The Bearskin Hat Family

Lady Macbeth

Tiger Costume

Pirate eye test

Goddess

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

I want to hold your hand

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Pirate

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Grandfather Clock

Honey Costume