Cost-savvy Patient Gifts

Looking for a gift for your cost-savvy patient? Our collection features clever, humorous, and appreciative items that highlight their resourcefulness and smart spending habits. Perfect for healthcare professionals or friends who prioritize value without sacrificing quality, these products bring a smile while showing how much you understand their practical outlook.

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"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo." mockup

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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Sale.

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"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job." mockup

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

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'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.' mockup

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

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Crisis Buzz.

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"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?" mockup

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

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"No one can afford to eat us anymore." mockup

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

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'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

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"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive." mockup

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

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Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar. mockup

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

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Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given. mockup

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

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Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive." mockup

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

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"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation." mockup

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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Affordable housing

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'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.' mockup

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

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"Wow, they want $10,000!"

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Low income vampires.

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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"That fly paper's paid for itself." mockup

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.' mockup

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

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A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

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'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money mockup

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

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Avocado Prices

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'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.' mockup

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

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"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here." mockup

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

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'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?' mockup

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

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"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?" mockup

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

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January Sales

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.' mockup

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!" mockup

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

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"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?" mockup

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

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Cost-savvy Patient Gifts Collection

Cost-savvy Patient Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate your cost-savvy patient. Perfect for mornings and moments of reflection, these witty designs will make their day.

Cost-savvy Patient Pillows

Explore our pillows that bring humor and comfort to your cost-savvy patient's living space. Perfect for relaxing with a smile.

Cost-savvy Patient Prints

Browse our prints that showcase a smart, economical outlook. Ideal for decorating their home or office with a touch of humor and inspiration.

Cost-savvy Patient T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that playfully honor your cost-savvy patient's smart approach. Comfortable and witty, they’re a great addition to any casual wardrobe.