Cost-conscious Competitor Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cost-conscious competitor? Find playful and clever items that showcase their competitive spirit without breaking the bank. Perfect for anyone who loves a friendly rivalry, these gifts are designed to bring a smile while keeping costs low. Great for game days, office banter, or just a fun surprise for someone who enjoys a good challenge and appreciates humor that doesn’t cost a fortune.

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"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses." mockup

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

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"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working." mockup

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

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Elevator charge $1.00.

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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Man on Stilts in a Market

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I think I can...

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"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon." mockup

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar. mockup

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

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"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive." mockup

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

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"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?" mockup

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company... mockup

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

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"That fly paper's paid for itself." mockup

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!" mockup

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

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Sam's Nation Building

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"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind." mockup

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

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'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?' mockup

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!' mockup

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

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January Sales

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Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?" mockup

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

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Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

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"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way." mockup

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

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'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.' mockup

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.' mockup

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!" mockup

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

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"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?" mockup

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

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"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough." mockup

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

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"Thanks for all your sales help. I like the outfit so much, I bought it online in the dressing room!"

"Thanks for all your sales help. I like the outfit so much, I bought it online in the dressing room!" mockup

"Thanks for all your sales help. I like the outfit so much, I bought it online in the dressing room!"

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"Is the drug that you are prescribing available as a generic, so I can save some money, or at the very least, available from a pharmaceutical company that I own shares in, so that I can make some money?"

"Is the drug that you are prescribing available as a generic, so I can save some money, or at the very least, available from a pharmaceutical company that I own shares in, so that I can make some money?"

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