Cost Analysis Admirer Gifts

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Robocop and Juliet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"There's the mailman!"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Computer Romance

'They're so cute at that age.'