Equation Admirer Gifts

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Employee of the Month Parking

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Robot walking pet robot

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Football

Life and Death

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Flying in Formation.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?