Equation Admirer Pillows

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Employee of the Month Parking

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

Life and Death

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Football

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Red hot little combo

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."