Equation Enjoyer Pillows

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Lemniskate

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Think Tank

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Science Fair Judgements

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'