Process Enjoyer Pillows

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Paging for a Doctor

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

"We've had complaints."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

'All present and accounted for.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"We failed, but we followed the process!"

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

Maraschino, Inc.

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

Butterfly Auction

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

Dog eats picnic.

Year End Sales

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

Timmy John Lizard! For the last time: stay out of the shade!

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

Digital imaging.

Too many coxes.

"Good News! It's today again!"

"I said to order me 300 CONCUBINES!"