Calculator Admirer Pillows

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

Claus 2.0

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Mad cleaning robot.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Sharp Eyes

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

Pizza-Matic

Blaise Pascal

Cash by any other name.

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Hello - goodbye.'