Calculator Admirer Prints

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

Claus 2.0

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

One-man band rehearsal.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Mad cleaning robot.

Sharp Eyes

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Blaise Pascal

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Cash by any other name.

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."