Cost Analysis Admirer Pillows

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"There's the mailman!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

Computer Romance