Upgrade Admirer Gifts

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Robot walking pet robot

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.