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"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Time Machine Collision

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'