Cosmic Horror Aficionado Prints

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your Larder!"

The flies have landed.

Apple Pie Abduction

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'