Cosmic Horror Enthusiast Prints

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

The flies have landed.

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Time Machine Collision

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen