Cosmic Horror Fans Prints

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"