Cosmic Horror Fans Pillows

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Zombie Problems

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Don't go in there!!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Stephen King