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Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Transylvanian backpackers.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."