Horror Movie Enthusiast Prints

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

"They gutted the herring, filleted it and stuffed it into a bun with onions?! Man, I love horror movies!"

What I would have thought these phrases meant...

"Special effects? No, no, they filmed me first thing in the morning before I'd had a cup of coffee."

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

Zombie Christmas

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

The Seventh Sense: I see people who have no life.

Zombie Restaurants "Waiter your thumb is in my soup"

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

'We must do dinner sometime.'

'Dude, you and I are after the same thing. We should totally hangout sometime.'

'Don't you think you should wear two shoes at work?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor