Horror Film Enthusiast Prints

"Oh, please, please, please don't pick the creepy girls from 'The Shining' before me!"

"I love a scary film"

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Man runs to get fishing rod to 'catch' seamonster.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Can I have two for The Ostrich Chainsaw massacre, please"

'I guess you're the scout who is looking for a location to shoot a horror movie. Come in, the kids' room is upstairs.'

"I just had a remake of a nightmare I had as a child. The special effects were much scarier."

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

I love Horror Films

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

He looks so natural lying there...

Canine Scentipede

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"