Playful Horror Enthusiast Mugs

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"