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"We've really had it this time."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Planet

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Space Junk

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

WiFi on deserted island

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"So how long will it take to grow?"

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

"Have you been here long?"

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

Wind turbine island...

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

'LAND!'

I am saved!

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

Day 68: Still seeing lackluster traffic on my 'Life on a Desert Island' blog."

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'Don't get spacey on me.'