Cosmetic Surgery Critic Gifts

Beast implants

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

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'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Mirror mirror...

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Body Building

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Botox...'

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Cosmetic surgery.'