Cosmetic Commentary Lover Gifts

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

The nurse of the future

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Bar Refaeli

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Effective Catcalls

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

The entire family

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

'BOTOX...QUICK!

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

"That's the parents' section."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"