Beauty Commentator Gifts

"I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em."

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Martina Klein

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

Renaissance Zone

Bar Refaeli

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Katy Perry

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Romee Strijd caricature

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

Got anything in high definition?

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

"No, he hasn't lost weight. It's the size he expects to be in next year."

Lara Catherina Stone