Cosmetic Commentary Lover T-Shirts

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

The nurse of the future

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Effective Catcalls

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

The entire family

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'BOTOX...QUICK!

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

"That's the parents' section."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"Come on, you know it's true: We work all the time while our queen is basically a spoilt brat!"