"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"
Corporate Wordsmith Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a corporate wordsmith? Our collection features humorous and inspiring products crafted to honor the art of writing and storytelling in the business world. Whether they craft compelling emails, impactful reports, or punchy pitches, our items celebrate their love for words and their professional finesse. Perfect for inspiring creativity or simply saying thank you for their linguistic magic, these gifts add a touch of wit and elegance to their workspace or daily routine.
'I'm thinking merger.'
'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Campaign for Plain English
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
Torturing the English Language
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
"Meet The Author"
"She's been so creative lately."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
"Do me next."
First Novels.
Edgar Allen Poe
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'
A Copy Editor and His Dog
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
Backfire
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Cut Price
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
What's normal?
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
Corporate Wordsmith Gifts Collection
Corporate Wordsmith Mugs
Discover more witty and inspiring mugs perfect for corporate wordsmiths—great for daily motivation or a touch of humor at their workspace.
Corporate Wordsmith Pillows
Find stylish and witty pillows that celebrate the craft of writing—perfect for adding personality to any office or home workspace.
Corporate Wordsmith Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that honor the art of communication—great for decorating a writer's office or personal space.
Corporate Wordsmith T-Shirts
Explore our collection of clever t-shirts designed for those who love turning words into art—ideal for the creative corporate professional.