Corporate Viking Gifts

"Pretty berserk. How are things with you?"

Management Training

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Wotan with eye patch

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"But I use all of them!"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Could you give us a push?'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."