Corporate Cutie Gifts

"Care for something from our beverage cart?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Landing That Tough Account

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Personal Cheerleader.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Paradigm shifters company.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

So tell me, Junior.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."