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"Care for something from our beverage cart?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

Landing That Tough Account

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

The New Business Power Suit

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

Personal Cheerleader.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Paradigm shifters company.

So tell me, Junior.

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

People liked running things past Michael.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Here's something you need to hear...'