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'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

Men's business romper.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

Casual Thursday

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

'I believe the power tie has been replaced by the power pack.'

Business-Class.

"To be a part of our team you first have to go through me. And I'm remarkable non-porous."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

The New Business Power Suit

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Great-looking tie!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"My husband's in advertising."

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'