"Never forget our mission statement 'It's not our fault.'"
Corporate Culture Comedy Gifts
Looking for a fun way to celebrate company spirit or add some humor to the workplace? Our corporate culture comedy collection offers clever, funny products that capture the quirks and camaraderie of office life. From humorous mugs to witty prints, these gifts are ideal for team members, bosses, or colleagues who appreciate a good laugh and a bit of workplace humor. Brighten up any office environment or give a memorable gift that keeps the spirit of fun alive at work.
"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."
"Looks like we found the issue."
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
'Now that I have your attention...'
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
'The check is in the email attachment.'
I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"I'd say we were pretty much on target."
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
"What's a debenture?"
Corporate Culture Comedy Gifts Collection
Corporate Culture Comedy Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous corporate mugs and find the perfect funny gift for colleagues or your boss.
Corporate Culture Comedy Pillows
Check out our funny pillows inspired by workplace humor for a comfortable and amusing addition to any office or home office.
Corporate Culture Comedy Prints
Discover amusing prints that celebrate corporate life and add personality to your workspace or office walls.
Corporate Culture Comedy T-Shirts
Browse our witty corporate culture t-shirts and make the office a little more fun with these humorous designs.