Corporate Climber Humor Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for someone climbing the corporate ladder? Our collection features clever and funny items that capture the humor and hustle of career ascension. Whether they’re reaching for the top or just love a good laugh about office life, these gifts are sure to motivate and amuse.

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"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!" mockup

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?" mockup

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

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"Another week another dollar, Jenkins" mockup

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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"Stock options for your thoughts." mockup

"Stock options for your thoughts."

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Businesswoman Empowerment

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap." mockup

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?' mockup

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

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'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.' mockup

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.' mockup

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.' mockup

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

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Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.' mockup

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

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"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand." mockup

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

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"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year." mockup

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.' mockup

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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How leaders fail

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom." mockup

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

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Can do...No can do

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Storm in the out tray

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'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.! mockup

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

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"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman." mockup

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.' mockup

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

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"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward." mockup

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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Corporate Climber Humor Gifts Collection

Corporate Climber Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring corporate climbing humor – perfect for morning coffee or office desk decor.

Corporate Climber Humor Pillows

Add humor to relaxation time with our corporate climber pillows – a fun accent for any workspace or living area.

Corporate Climber Humor Prints

Find the perfect humorous print to celebrate career growth and ambition with a witty twist.

Corporate Climber Humor T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts designed for corporate climbers who love to laugh while reaching for the top.