"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
Corporate Cautionary Tales Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the humorous side of workplace warnings and corporate mishaps? Our collection offers clever and funny items that turn cautionary tales into lighthearted keepsakes. Whether for a colleague with a sense of humor or a boss who appreciates wit, these products bring a playful perspective on corporate life. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints filled with witty insights and amusing lessons from the world of business. They make thoughtful yet fun gifts that celebrate the humorous side of corporate cautionary tales.
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
Storm in the out tray
'Salaries Manager. No.'
Working hours.
'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'
"I'm feeling completely wiped out."
'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'
"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"
'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'
'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."
Born In Captivity.
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow
Some days at work can be more challenging than others.
"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."
"At this office no two days are different."
"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."
"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."
'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'
'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'
Corporate Cautionary Tales Gifts Collection
Corporate Cautionary Tales Mugs
Looking for a humorous gift? Check out our corporate cautionary tales mugs filled with witty insights and funny cartoons about office life.
Corporate Cautionary Tales Pillows
Brighten up your space with pillows that showcase funny takes on corporate lessons and cautionary tales, perfect for adding humor to any room.
Corporate Cautionary Tales Prints
Explore witty prints illustrating the humorous side of corporate cautionary tales, ideal for decorating offices or homes with a touch of humor.
Corporate Cautionary Tales T-Shirts
Discover our collection of corporate cautionary tales t-shirts, featuring clever slogans and humorous designs inspired by workplace mishaps and lessons.