Corporate Daredevil Gifts

'I'm told he does all of his own stunts.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"How's it look back there?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Businessman at the deep end.

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Bad Career Move

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."