Economic Daredevil Gifts

"Last week I saved $20 on a tank of gas and lost $20,000 in the stock market!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'The market shifted on me.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Businessman at the deep end.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

America's Biggest Export...

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Stock market ups and downs.

DOW Industrial Average.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

Opportunity knocks investments..now..never

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."