Financial Daredevils Gifts

Pushy Cashpoint

Playfully skirting catastrophic failure since 1924

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

DOW Industrial Average.

'He's chasing the market.'

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

How to choose...

Robot Olympics

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Opportunity knocks investments..now..never

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

Attack of the Investment Zombie

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.