Financial Daredevils Prints

Pushy Cashpoint

Playfully skirting catastrophic failure since 1924

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'He's chasing the market.'

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

How to choose...

Robot Olympics

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Opportunity knocks investments..now..never

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Attack of the Investment Zombie

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.