Cornfield Navigator Gifts

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

The Less Popular Sequel... 'Journey to the center of Iowa'.

The fate of the emigrant

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Women who Read Too Much

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Dog Book Club

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.