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Back to School Jitters

The fate of the emigrant

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Wall Street Couch

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Economic Downturns

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Bear Signpost.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Ruble in Trouble

Capitalism.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Covid Tail