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"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

The Less Popular Sequel... 'Journey to the center of Iowa'.

The fate of the emigrant

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Fishing direction sign.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Bear Signpost.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Women who Read Too Much

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Dog Book Club

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.