Cornfield Explorer T-Shirts

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Pardon the expression, but I'm stuffed.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Vacation Bus Photo

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Clandestine cows.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Desert Roundabout

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Airport

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Gadget freak.

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Tunnel Mural

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."