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"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Hither and Yon sign

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"