Cornfield Dreamers T-Shirts

Ruth and her new cordless telephone.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Midnight Basketball

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Not The Real Me

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Ennio Morricone RIP

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

Heart of Darkness

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'