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Farmer's Office Cubicle

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Corn Lizard

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

The walls have ears.

Cornucopia

Cornrows

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

Drought ruined corn crop.

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."