Cornfields T-Shirts

Farmer's Office Cubicle

You are leaving the farm belt. Welcome to the farm pants

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Corn Lizard

Corn Price Denialism

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

The walls have ears.

Cornrows

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Corn Price Denialism

Cornucopia

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

Drought ruined corn crop.

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."